by Midnight Freemasons Contributor
WM Darin A. Lahners
Freemasons have been and will continue to be a target for
conspiracy theorists because we are as they say, a secret society. As a freemason, and an avid follower of
conspiracy theories, I guess I fall into the category of a hypocrite. For me, reading about and researching
conspiracy theories is a way to unwind, and to often laugh at the
ridiculousness of the human imagination.
This being said, there are some conspiracy theories that I somewhat
subscribe to. I do believe that there was
a conspiracy to kill JFK, I believe that not all of the official story of 9/11
is true, especially surrounding what caused Building 7 of the World Trade
Center to come down, and I believe that it’s possible that technologically
advanced extraterrestrial life could be visiting us. So be forewarned, I’m obviously a tinfoil
hat wearing nut.
One of the things that we are hiding as Freemasons, apart
from the location of Solomon’s Treasure, the Ark of Covenant, and numerous
other secrets, is the fact that the earth is flat. This is according to many supporters and
believers in the flat earth. The reasons
that they believe in the flat earth are numerous. Many of them are religious fundamentalists,
and take the bible verbatim. In the KJV
of the bible, in Genesis, the creation story says that the earth is covered by
a vault (firmament) and the celestial bodies move inside the vault. They believe that the Sun and the Moon are
smaller bodies roughly the same size which are near (3000 miles) the earth. You can read a pretty good summary of what
they subscribe to here: http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2015/08/200-proofs-earth-is-not-spinning-ball.html
If you’re on the fence still, please read this: http://www.popsci.com/10-ways-you-can-prove-earth-is-round
However, I want to deal with why they believe that
Freemasons are involved in hiding the flat earth. One of the main tenets of flat earth belief
is that the theory of Gravity is a lie.
Furthermore, Sir Isaac Newton was a Freemason, and the Freemasonic Royal
Society has been pushing this lie since its inception. Although there is no definitive information
about Newton being a Freemason, it’s obvious that he is. His hand in both of the below portraits
display this, because he’s apparently giving the Masonic M hand sign. You know the one, right? M = Mason!!!!!
Now
in all fairness, Newton was a member of the Royal
Society, which was founded by Christopher Wren, who may or may not have
been a
Freemason. (The United Grand Lodge of
England website doesn’t list him as one but The Grand Lodge of British
Columbia
and Yukon in Canada says he was.) There
have also been many members of the Royal Society who were in fact
Freemasons,
such as John Desaguliers, who is regarded as the father of the Grand
Lodge
System. Anyway, Gravity is a lie made up
by the Freemason Newton to hide the fact that the earth is flat. You
heard it here first. Don’t get me started on Einstein. Total
Freemason, even though even though
there is no record of him being one. I
believe this circa late 90’s website lists both he and Newton! (PS:
Masonic Lodge 56, do your
homework!) https://sites.google.com/site/masoniclodge56/famous-masons
In fact, the whole Heliocentric model of the Universe is a
lie. The flat earth is the center of
the universe. Those who promote the
Heliocentric Model are Freemasons.
I
have proof:
Yes, anytime a square or compass shows up in a painting, it
means that person is a Freemason. Just like every time a playing card shows up
in a painting, it means that person is a professional poker player.
I mean it’s just coincidence that the square and compass can
be used in mathematics. Everyone knows
that you all became Freemasons in High School Geometry. You used a compass didn’t you?
But most importantly, since we hide everything in plain
sight…. What do you think the G in the square and compass means? Gravity.
Which we made up. There’s no
reason that you’re not floating right now.
We’ve told you this recently in the Motion Picture IT. “You’ll float too!” A direct reference to the Freemasons via our
control of Hollywood. So what keeps us
on the ground? Magnetism. Yes another invisible force which like
gravity depends upon the mass and attraction between two objects. That’s not too farfetched is it?
By the way, the Freemasons apparently control NASA too. Because we control Hollywood, and all
Hollywood major players are Freemasons, it’s easy for us to make the best
sci-fi films. I mean NASA’s budget in
2016 was 19.3 Billion dollars. We can
totally make it seem like we have men in orbit on a “Space Station” above the “ball”
earth with that kind of budget right? Never
mind that you can take photos of the International Space Station from the
ground with the aid of telescope. We
don’t have satellites in orbit either.
GPS is just based off triangulation from ground based cell phone
towers. Don’t let the fact that I can
take a dedicated GPS device on a plane flight and have it give me positional
readings, airspeed and elevation at 30000 feet in the air dissuade you. We’ve never been to space or the moon! Wake
up Sheeple! Seriously, it’s all CGI.
Just ask the Masonic film directors and producers like: Spielberg,
Lucas, Roddenberry, Howard, Haskin, Cameron, and Kubrick. Once again, there’s no proof that they are
Freemasons, but we should never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy.
Yes, without a doubt, there were many Freemasons who were
astronauts. Buzz Aldrin, Gordon Cooper,
Dr. Edgar Mitchell, and John Glenn were Freemasons, just to name a few. Yes, Buzz Aldrin took a Southern
Jurisdiction Flag to the moon… err film set, where fellow Freemason Stanley
Kubrick directed the whole thing. It’s
not like there are any laser reflectors on the moon left by the Freemasonic
Lying Astronauts that allow precise measurements of the Earth-Moon distance for
the last four decades. I mean to say
that if we had the ability to measure the distance from the earth to the moon,
then that would totally destroy the whole flat earth thing right? Flat earthers believe that the earth and the
moon are both 3000 miles above the plane of the earth. It’s a complete masonic lie when the distance
is measured to be at an average of 239,228.3 miles.
There is however an even more sinister way in which we
Freemasons hide the flat earth from the masses. Since we hide everything in plain sight, I
present to you how you can really tell that the earth is flat…… Drumroll please.
That’s right. Every
time a masonic lodge holds a pancake breakfast, it’s reminding you sheeple of
our intellectual superiority over you.
We love our pancakes as much as we love our flat earth knowledge. The pancake is a perfect representation of
the flat earth! Pancakes are flat, the
earth is flat. Any other questions?????
I
didn’t write this article to trifle with your
emotions. I would hope that I’ve not
offended anyone that truly believes that the earth is flat. Honestly,
if that’s your belief, good for you. You see, if there is one thing
that being a
Freemason has taught me, it’s to be tolerate towards mankind. It’s
possible that you worship a different
god, or have a different favorite sports team, believe that the earth is
flat,
or have a different skin color or sexual orientation. None of that
matters to me. What matters to me is that you believe in
tolerance. I think I see why many of the
flat earthers use Freemasonry as a scapegoat.
It’s because they really don’t know anything about us.
We
are not a ‘secret’ society. Yes we take an oath to not reveal certain
parts of our ceremonies. However, Most
Lodge buildings are well marked with the square and compass, or other
masonic
markings – Like a sign that says – so and so lodge meets here on such
and such
night. Anyone who meets the
qualifications can join (In Illinois this means that you are 18, have
never had
a felony conviction, and believe in a supreme being). You just have to
ask another member about
joining to join. We don’t actively recruit
members. I know that some of the Grand
Lodges have relaxed this, but for the most part, this is still the
case. So I’m breaking the golden rule right now. I’m talking the
person who stumbled upon
this blog because they think I’m confirming what the dozens of flat
earth
YouTube videos and websites state about Masonry hiding the flat earth.
I ask you to go to your local lodge and ask
to join. What have you got to lose? If you really want to see what
our mysteries
consist of, if you want to see if we’re hiding anything, then come on
down. Maybe you’ll convert some of us into
believing that the earth is flat. We
won’t care one way or another once you’re a brother. But of course,
what do I know. I’m only a 32nd Degree Scottish
Rite Mason. They tell you all the good
stuff at the 33rd Degree.
Am
I right, Todd Creason????
~DAL
WB Darin A. Lahners
is a Past Master of and Worshipful Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in
St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Ogden Lodge No. 754 (IL), and
of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s a
member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of
Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282 and is the
current Secretary of the Illini High Twelve Club No. 768 in Champaign –
Urbana (IL). You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com
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