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Masonic Soylent Green - Part one of a series

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners


The 1973 film Soylent Green was at the time of its release a shocking dystopian and grim depiction of the future. Set in the year 2022, it shows a society of haves and have-nots in which ecological disaster has caused a greenhouse effect that has rendered most vegetation and livestock extinct. People are forced to live in cities like New York where the population has swelled to 40 million people. Poverty is rampant and people are starving. The majority of the population relies on water rationing and a mysterious food known as Soylent to survive. While the upper class live in gated guarded luxury apartments, they also are dependent upon Soylent for nourishment. There are three brands of Soylent, Red, Yellow and Green; with Green being the most nutritious variety.

As the film unfolds, a police detective and a police researcher (Thorn played by Charlton Heston and Solomon ‘Sol’ Roth played by Edward G. Robinson) are tasked with investigating the death of a board member of the Soylent corporation. The Soylent corporation advertises that Soylent Green is made from plankton, but Roth uncovers research that the Oceans are no longer capable of producing plankton, and the truth is uncovered that Soylent Green is made from human bodies. Roth is so distraught that he goes to a government clinic to seek assisted suicide. Thorn rushes to try to convince Roth to stop but he arrives only with enough time for Roth to reveal the truth to Thorn, that Soylent Green is made from people. Thorn secretly boards a truck transporting bodies to a waste processing plant where he witnesses corpses being turned into Soylent Green. Of course, the Soylent Corporation does not want the truth to be revealed and a gunfight with Soylent thugs occurs. Thorn is able to defeat his attackers but is seriously wounded in the fight. As he is taken away by paramedics he urges his Police Chief to spread the truth, that Soylent Green is people!

By this point you’re probably asking yourself: “WTF does this have to do with Freemasonry other than one of the characters being named Solomon?” 

Actually, it has a lot to do with Freemasonry.  You see, Freemasonry is like Soylent Green.  It is also made up of people, and it comes in different flavors (in the form of appendant bodies).  But that answer isn't adequate, is it?  While accurate, the fact of the matter is that Freemasonry is like soylent green because Freemasonry has a habit of unsuspectingly eating itself.  

Allow me to explain. Picture a man who has petitioned a Masonic lodge.  We don't have to determine the lodge's pretend location because what I'm going to describe is symptomatic of many lodges across the United States (and maybe internationally).  It also doesn't matter how he contacted the lodge to petition (maybe he's an internet inquiry, or he has just shown up, or he's an invitation to petition.  All that matters is that we have a man who has petitioned a Masonic lodge.  His petition is read, and then the Worshipful Master assigns an investigation committee to investigate the candidate. 

A cursory investigation is done, asking basically if there is a belief in a supreme being, and if they have any felonies.  The man is voted upon and he's eventually initiated, passed, and raised.  Let's imagine the below scenario.

The man committed a crime(s) in the past.  Because the lodge did no due diligence, the sex offender gets in close contact with the lodge member's wives and children, the girls of Rainbow Girls or Job's Daughters, the boys of Demolay, the women of OES, or the Order of Amaranth.  The unimaginable happens. A child is molested, or a woman is raped. The Lodge and Grand Lodge are sued in civil court. I
f the sex offender had joined the Shrine or other appendant bodies, they are sued as well.  There is a massive settlement awarded to the plaintiff. The amount is much larger than any insurance policy Grand Lodge has to cover such things. As such the Grand Lodge is forced into bankruptcy, as well as its lodges who are incorporated under the Grand Lodge, and possibly the appendant body as well.  

Conspiracy theories that believe Freemasons are evil in the most hideous ways are confirmed.  Social Media backlash towards Freemasonry begins when a conspiracy TikTok gets millions of views.  Soon a massive global anti-Masonic backlash occurs.  A trend from TikTok to cancel Freemasonry gains steam.  Freemasonry experiences a sharp decline in membership, mostly from men demitting to disassociate themselves from the Fraternity, and due to the backlash, online inquiries are only coming in so that rabid anti-masons can harass the remaining fraternity members when they follow up on the inquiry.  Unlike the Morgan Affair, Freemasonry does not recover from the anti-Masonic backlash.

While fantastical, I do think that all or some of the above is possible. 

We have left the west gate open for far too many years, and we must protect Freemasonry not only from without but also from within.  It is just a matter of time before we have a member do something that massively harms the Fraternity. If a Mason in most jurisdictions is automatically expelled upon committing a felony, shouldn't we also make sure that we exclude from membership all Felons?  While I once wrote an article on this subject for this blog only to think I was wrong about the first article in a subsequent article, I have come to realize that Freemasonry needs to be protected at all costs, We should not allow men with a prior Felony conviction to join our fraternity, and we should also not allow members with prior felony convictions to remain in the fraternity, nor ones with any misdemeanor sexual offense. 

To accomplish this, we should require background checks for all candidates for Freemasonry, but also a one-time criminal background check for all current members to enforce the above. In doing such, we are separating the wheat from the chaff.  Those who have something to hide will be the ones who protest, those who are innocent will not. Not every man deserves to be a Mason, and we must decide that what matters more is the quality of our membership over the quantity of our membership. 

We can ill afford to continue to tempt fate. Do you think we can afford to be wrong?

~DAL 

Darin Lahners is a husband, father, Freemason, and fan of the actor Matt Berry.

Where Did the Magick Go?

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners




Like many of you, when I joined Freemasonry, I was told that Freemasonry was a “System of morality, veiled in allegory, and illustrated with symbols.” I expected to learn life-altering secrets but discovered none. Nobody gave me any information other than what I was told in degrees. So I started to read everything I could about Freemasonry. I read about its history, symbols, ideas, and esoteric components. However, when I wanted to discuss these ideas, I found only a few brothers willing to discuss them, and never in an open lodge. Later, when I became a District Education Officer, I saw first-hand the negative reactions of some older lodge members when a lodge education officer brought up discussing the Kabbala. Let me just say that the Hindenburg and Titanic were lesser disasters than his attempt. At that moment, it dawned on me. The fact of the matter is that instead of embracing the esoteric side of Freemasonry, the majority of Freemasons eschew it. 

Before I get any further, I want to make it completely clear that I’m not wanting to perform Crowley’s magick. I have no desire to perform the Babalon Working. If I wanted such things, I’d go and join the Golden Dawn or OTO. What I want is to make the average exoteric Freemason understand that whether they like it or not, we perform ritual magick in every degree. I want them to talk about it. Most importantly, I want them to be able to acknowledge that it’s okay to be talked about.

Don’t believe me? Magick (in the western esoteric tradition) is the use of ritual and symbolism to change your perception of reality. What happened to you in your degrees? Think about it. Ultimately, there is a “spell” being cast on the candidate. The members of the lodge performing the degree are performing ritual magic. They follow a specific pattern of floorwork and they say specific words. If you don’t think that your perception of reality wasn’t changed after your three degrees, then I think you’ve missed the point. You enter the lodge room for the first time as a Mister, and you leave the same lodge room as a Brother. If that’s not magick or alchemy for that matter, then I don’t what is. All of our rituals and symbols are based upon more ancient rituals and symbols. Our rituals and symbols do have an esoteric meaning.

Unfortunately, we have placed a stigma on this idea. Some of it has been placed upon us by public perception. I’m sure that someone will read this article, see the word Magick, and immediately claim devil worship. Magick is a tricky word. However, it is present in our rituals and especially during our degree work. There are a growing number of Freemasons like myself that are tired of having the stigma placed upon ideas like this. We want to explore these ideas.

Ultimately, we’re going to lose a lot of Freemasons, and potential members because of our inability to hold a dialogue about Esoteric education. The Exoteric-centered members of Freemasonry will continue to perform Magick in every degree, without even knowing they’re performing it. Then they’ll go across the street from the lodge to have a beer after the degree, and not understand what really just took place during the degree--that makes me incredibly sad.

I’m not asking for esoteric education at every meeting, (unless you have a lodge full of guys who want to discuss esoteric ideas at every meeting, which is a dream I hope someday to achieve), but I am asking for it to have seat at the table. For every educational lecture we have on character development, we want to be able to present one about Kabbala, the Astrological Aspects of our ritual, or the Hermetic Arts & Sciences. Getting them to understand that there’s magick happening in every degree, opening, and closing of a lodge, due to our ritual is key to getting this dialogue started.

Those of us who want more esoteric education want to be able to discuss esoteric ideas and concepts with our brethren without ridicule or judgment before the discussion occurs. We want our brethren to have open minds. We want them to be able to discuss the ideas and if they disagree with them, be able to have a civil discourse about why. We want to be able to reintroduce the idea of a chamber of reflection without it being looked down upon like it is  Satanism by my fellow brethren. We want to talk about Freemasonry in terms of it being a mystery school, not a social service organization.

Maybe one day, I’ll be able to be a part of a lodge that is like Vitruvian in Indianapolis, or Spes Novum in Chicago, where I feel esoteric (and non-esoteric) ideas are able to flow freely and without judgment. I’m looking for 20 like-minded guys in my area that are willing to take on forming a lodge with me. It might take years, but it’s a goal. I’m always telling other brethren in my articles to find a lodge or make one if what they’re experiencing isn’t what they want. Time to put my money where my mouth is.

~DAL

WB Darin A. Lahners is our Co-Managing Editor. He is a host and producer of the "Meet, Act and Part" podcast. He is currently serving the Grand Lodge of Illinois Ancient Free and Accepted Masons as the Area Education Officer for the Eastern Masonic Area. He is a Past Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s also a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282, Salt Fork Shrine Club under the Ansar Shrine, and a grade one (Zelator) in the S.C.R.I.F. Prairieland College in Illinois. He is also a Fellow of the Illinois Lodge of Research. He was presented with the Torok Award from the Illinois Lodge of Research in 2021. You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com.

Memento Mori: Death Reflection

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners


I recently found out that the mother of a very good friend passed away. I hadn’t talked to my friend in some time. We seem to have a love/hate relationship, where we talk for some time, but then ultimately one of us does or says something that causes the other to stop talking to each other. Life takes over and then a year or two, or five passes. While distance may separate us, I always have a love and respect for her. I remember her mother fondly. Her mother, Barb, was a strong woman, having to bury her husband while supporting three children, my friend being the oldest when her father died. She loved her children, and supported them in all of their undertakings. She was everything that a mother should be. My friend may or may not realize how much of Barb’s strength I see in her, even though we don’t get to talk as much as we used to. My friend is now an orphan. While empathizing with her pain, I took the time to reflect upon my parent’s mortality and my own.

Memento Mori roughly translated from Latin as: “Remember that you have to die.” It is a practice of reflection on personal mortality that was very popular in the middle ages. It focuses on considering the transience of life, the futility of pleasure, and the certainty of death. It is a way of improving one’s character by focusing on living a virtuous life, by turning one’s attention towards the immortality of the soul and the afterlife. The idea also found artistic expression in European Christian art. The most common image of memento mori in art is a skull, or a skeleton. The Danse Macabre with its dancing Grim Reaper carrying off rich and poor alike is another example. The memento mori theme can be found in funeral art, architecture, literature, jewelry, music, and time pieces of this era. A version of the theme in the genre of art known as still life is referred to as Vanitas, Latin for “Vanity”.

My guess is that most of you know what a chamber of reflection is. For those of you that don’t, it is normally a small darkened room adjoining a lodge room in which the candidate for initiation is able to reflect and meditate on the journey he is about to undertake. Many grand lodges have frowned upon or outlawed the practice. There are some that allow it. It has become more popular with the advent of Traditional Observance lodges. If you’re interested in the subject and a Masonic representation of such, I’d recommend reading the article by WB Andrew Hammer on the Masonic Restoration Foundation website:

http://www.masonicrestorationfoundation.org/documents/A%20Time%20With%20Patience.pdf

There is no specific list of contents, but it can contain either literally or representatively such objects as a skull, a scythe, an hourglass, bread and water, sulfur, salt, a cockerel, a candle, a mirror, or the acronym ‘V.I.T.R.I.O.L’. Each item has an exoteric and esoteric meaning. My objective isn’t to discuss these. You can find a pretty good short explanation of their meanings on our own site or a deeper dive at the links at the end of the article. My objective is to discuss why each of us as Freemasons still need to seek solitude and reflect in our daily lives.

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”- Blaise Pascal, Pens’ees

While Pascal wasn’t a Freemason, he was a major contributor to natural and applied sciences, mathematics, philosophy and invention. His earliest work made important contributions to the study of fluids, and he clarified the concepts of pressure and vacuum. While still a teenager, he started working on calculating machines. After 3 years of trial and error, and over 50 prototypes, he finished 20 machines known as Pascal’s calculators over the next 10 years. Making him one of the earliest inventors of a mechanical calculator. At age 16, he wrote a treatise on the subject of projective geometry, and was influential in developing economics and social science with his correspondences on probability theory. His most famous work, however, is the philosophical treatise: Pens’ees. His work is an exploration of the human condition. He deals with two themes; our state without God being one of misery, and our grandeur with him.

Pascal argues that without God, our spiritual condition is a state of misery characterized by anxiety, alienation, loneliness and ennui. He suggests that if we could sit still and honestly look inside ourselves, we would recognize our despair. We however spend most of our time blocking out or concealing our true condition by using various forms of self-deception. He calls this continual need and addictive tendency to seek out mindless and soul numbing forms of entertainment or amusement divertissement (distraction or diversion). These diversions can be immoral: drunkenness, or sexual promiscuity, but more often take the form of habits that are merely wasteful or self-indulgent, like gaming, sports, even the arts. All of the luxuries, consumer goods and creature comforts that we surround ourselves with are distractions. We use them as a way of concealing our bleak inner reality from ourselves and from one another. They are a way of denying our own mortality and hollowness. Luckily, our state is dual. We have a sense of our intrinsic dignity and worth because we are able to think. Thought is the attribute of our nature that elevates and separates us from the rest of the universe. Our consciousness is a gift from God, and a sign of his grandeur. Pascal was 39 years old at the time of his death. He died in 1662.

What really strikes me about Pascal’s themes are how relevant they are now. We now live in a time where most of us carry around a device of divertissement, which allows us to access the internet where we go to sites like Facebook or Twitter, and argue with strangers about our own philosophies and how superior we are to them. We post photos on Instagram showing selfies, pets, family but they don’t really represent us. We have lost the ability to be social. We interact electronically. We use Email, text message, or various messenger apps from Facebook, Google, or other providers to communicate. I experience it at home, where it seems the only way I can communicate with my children is via text message. We see it at work, in public, at home and at lodge.

Most of us are addicted to this behavior, and most of us are addicted to our phones. Walking around campus at the University of Illinois, you see this first hand. At any given time you will see the mass of zombies shambling across campus, lost in their little divertissement devices, not paying attention to anything around them. They walk into walls, into trees, into bus shelters. Go to any concert and you don’t experience the concert through your own eyes. You hold up your phone and record or photograph the entire thing. I remember bringing my son, Ken, to see Bernie Sanders when he stopped here in 2016 prior to the Illinois primary. There was a young women who was mindlessly trying to walk along the wall of the gym that I was next too during the rally. I wondered what she was doing, as she seemed distraught. I didn’t know if she needed help. She looked like what I imagine a heroin addict looks like while trying to find their next fix. It then dawned on me what her issue was. I noticed that she had her charger cord in her other hand. Her phone was dead. She was looking frantically for an outlet to charge it at.

Our addiction to our devices has led us to have inauthentic connections with the world and each other. We see the world through an electronic eye. We don’t take the time to think in the digital age. We react emotionally or instinctually because the information is coming so quickly we have a hard time processing it. Many of us don’t take the time to see if something they read on Facebook, or the internet in general is actually true. We have lost our ability to think rationally. Most importantly and sadly, we’ve lost the ability to authentically connect with ourselves. We don’t know who we really are anymore. There is no impetus for contemplative thought or meditation, self-discovery, or personal growth. In today’s world, you can go your whole life, live superficially, and not even know it.

Bro. Manly P. Hall saw this danger coming from technology in the 1960’s. In his lecture, “How to Turn Off the TV in One Easy Lesson and Live Happily Ever After”. He states: ‘Nothing happens upstairs in ourselves, nothing is being developed as a factor in the growth of our own thinking. We are not thinking, actually, and if we are thinking, we aren’t doing anything about it because most of the thoughts are non-factual. So here we go, all through an entire lifetime surrounded by all types of information which we accept only through the eyes and ears and when the time comes we do very little to solve our own problems. A person whose mind is being used every day to find new values, accomplish new works, do new things that have not been done, improve the quality of living, solve the personal problems of his life – these are the things that help to exercise the mind, but to drift along from work to television to bed and then up and again the next day is not doing anything to make people, it is only continuing the humdrum which is only one step above animal existence.’

When was the last time that you sat alone quietly lost in contemplative or meditative thought? The working tools of Masonry are meant to help build the spiritual temple within yourself. The ability to contemplate or meditate on one’s existence, one’s purpose, one’s relationship with God, the Universe, Mankind and one’s own mortality are the foundations upon which Masonry is built. It’s only when we reflect that we come to understand the wisdom, strength and beauty not only of Masonry, but of the world around us. We can start to have authentic experiences, thoughts, and actions that are free from the shackles of divertissement.

The world becomes more beautiful, and it becomes more beautiful because of our consciousness of it. In our state of authentic consciousness, we understand the grandeur of God, much like Pascal understood it. The Lost Word in my mind isn’t a word at all. It’s our inability to be conscious of God’s beauty, splendor and influence on this world, and most importantly the inability to understand that we each carry God within ourselves. The ennui we suffer which causes us to seek out distractions is a result of a denial of our unconscious longing to be one with ourselves and with our creator. Our expulsion from Eden is played out again and again every time we pick up our Apple iPhone to distract ourselves from the beauty and grandeur of God within each of us and the world around us. It’s a beauty that can only be found through contemplation of one’s life and death. Our own chamber of reflection, our contemplative thought process, brings us back into a state of oneness with God. This is why I believe a chamber of reflection is relevant more now than ever in Freemasonry.

I’m going to suggest something that you might see as radical. While I know many brothers that have built their own chambers of reflection in their own homes, I don’t think you need to go to that extreme. Start by isolating yourself, either in nature or indoors. Leave your phone in your car, or another room. Get away from all possible distractions. Sit down and begin a mental exercise of contemplation or meditation on your own life and death. Start small, say like 5 minutes. Do this daily. Slowly increase the time you take for contemplation or meditation. See what happens. I’m still only a few days into the process myself. But I can tell you in the short time that I’ve done this, that I’ve discovered truths about myself that were hidden from me. I’ve made decisions that are ones that I wouldn’t have made a week ago. I’m really trying to be more authentic in my relationship with myself, the world around me, and God by remembering that as I live, I also have to die. Memento Mori.

Links regarding the Chamber of Reflection:

http://www.midnightfreemasons.org/2016/11/the-chamber-of-reflection-and.html

http://www.esonet.com/News-file-article-sid-406.html

https://elvinehelms926.org/2017/05/05/the-chamber-of-reflection-a-revitalized-and-misunderstood-masonic-practice/

~DAL

WB Darin A. Lahners is our Co-Managing Editor. He is a host and producer of the "Meet, Act and Part" podcast. He is currently serving the Grand Lodge of Illinois Ancient Free and Accepted Masons as the Area Education Officer for the Eastern Masonic Area. He is a Past Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282, and a member of the Salt Fork Shrine Club under the Ansar Shrine. You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com.

The Guttural

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners



Many of you may have at some point in your life found yourself in a similar situation to one I had recovered from recently. On November 27, 2018, I had to have my tonsils removed. I'm a 45 year old man. When I wrote this, I was twelve days post-surgery and my throat was still hoarse and sore. As is often the case with me during times in my life where I need guidance, I turn to the lessons taught to us during our degrees. In the first degree, we are taught, “to be able to make yourself known among other Masons by certain signs, a token, a word and the points of your entrance which are four: the guttural, the pectoral, the manual and the pedal. These four points allude to the four cardinal virtues: Temperance, Fortitude, Prudence and Justice.

We are further taught that “Temperance is that due restraint upon affections and passions which renders the body tame and governable, and frees the mind from the allurements of vice.” It is stressed to us that this virtue, “should be the constant practice of every Mason, as he is thereby taught to avoid excess, or the contracting of any licentious or vicious habit, the indulgence in which might lead him to disclose some of those valuable secrets which he has promised to conceal and never reveal, and which would consequently subject him to the contempt and detestation of all good Masons, if not to the penalty of our obligation, which alludes to the guttural.

What is the guttural? From the Latin: “guttur”, meaning throat, literally meaning,“of the throat”. It’s a term usually reserved for sounds which are particularly harsh or grating. Because the throat is the entrance way through which vice, (alcohol, tobacco, food) enters the body, that this would be why temperance is associated with the guttural. Allowing such vice to influence a Mason’s behavior would inevitably lead to the possibility of giving up the secrets of the Craft via a loose tongue. The old saying, "Loose lips sink ships." comes to mind. However, In this day and age, it would be as easy to write down the secrets (using the manual) on a form of Social Media, and press enter. To complicate matters, the attachment of the four cardinal virtues to the “perfect” points of entrance didn’t occur in the ritual until the mid-1800’s. So why then is the guttural so important to our Craft?

While thinking about it and beginning to research why temperance would be associated with the guttural, I came across something that I never thought about. Operative Masons (at least in Ireland), had their own secret language (https://www.jstor.org/stable/534860?seq=1#metadata_info_tab_contents). 

Called “Bearla lagair”, it was an artificial or technical jargon or gibberish used by Masons. Furthermore, in Ireland, this language was traced back to a character named Goban Saor or Goban Saer (Gobban the Builder). He is regarded in traditional Irish Folklore as originating in the 7th Century, as one of the Tuath De’ (Tribe of the Gods), who are a supernatural race in Irish Mythology. According to myth, Goban forged their lethal weapons and brewed their magical elixirs of invincibility. (Hmmm, does this archetype of a master instructor in metallurgy sound familiar?) Historically – he is thought of as the builder/founder of many churches in Ireland and was canonized as St. Gobhan for his works. The canonization of Pagan gods was common during the early spread of the Roman Catholic Church, as many local pagan gods would become Saints in order to ease the transition from the Pagan religions to the Catholic one, and this is most likely the case with St. Gobhan.

In any case, the knowledge of this secret mason’s talk was known by many throughout Ireland. Like our degree system, apprentices obtained “papers” from the master-mason, and an increase of wages with each paper. The third paper (or third degree as we might think of it), was called an indenture. No apprentice would be entitled to this until he was able to speak the Bearla lagair. They were forbidden to teach it any one not a mason, even to the members of their own family. They also had secret signs, methods of handling their working tools, ways of pointing, smoothing and laying mortar which would also identify them, but only the other member of their craft would pick up on these things. To the non-mason, it would have been their cryptic language which identified them as free-masons.

This being said, the points of one entrance can be thought of the precise moment that a candidate for initiation enters the lodge, or the entire ceremony of initiation. The first thing a candidate does after knocking three times on the door from the preparation room to the lodge room is to use his voice to answer a question. Without the guttural, he would never be able to enter to lodge room. As only a man who affirms that he is entering of his own free will and accord can become a Freemason. Yes, a candidate needs to use his voice to repeat his obligation, and the penalty of the obligation of the Entered Apprentice impacts the guttural, but at this point, the candidate has already vocally affirmed four times that he is entering the lodge and wanting to receive the rights and benefits of Freemasonry. It is at the point of entry, where they affirm that they are joining without being asked, invited, solicited or pressured to join.

This is also one of the most powerful arguments that one can use when Freemasonry is accused of being a religion. The custom of most religious groups is to urge people to join their religion. They proselytize actively, and during certain points in history, have persecuted people who are not of their religion. Freemasonry does no such thing. Albert Mackey when commenting on a man coming to Freemasonry of his own free-will and accord said: "This is a settled landmark of the Order," but, he did not include this ‘settled landmark’ among his list of Landmarks for some reason. In his article on Proselytism, He states; “Freemasonry is rigorously opposed to proselytism.” And follows: “Nay, it boasts as a peculiar beauty of its system, that it is a voluntary institution.” We accept men of all religious backgrounds, and allow them a forum to meet and enjoy fellowship with other men who might believe in a God that is not their own. But they must seek out us out.

Furthermore, if a Man was to join due to pressure from his father, brother, uncle, friend; and left it might result in a family argument, or a lost friendship. Mackey states that coming of our own free-will and accord means that Freemasonry is truly a voluntary association of men, and that this is where the saying ‘Once a Freemason always a Freemason’ comes from, and has meaning. This is what in my humble opinion ultimately unites us as a Fraternity. Each of us, who have stood at the door of the preparation room have answered affirmatively that we are joining of our own free will and accord by using the guttural. 

~DAL

WB Darin A. Lahners is the Worshipful Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph and a plural member of Ogden Lodge No. 754 (IL), and Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL). He’s a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of the new Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282, and is the current Secretary of the Illini High Twelve Club No. 768 in Champaign – Urbana (IL). He is also a member of the Eastern Illinois Council No. 356 Allied Masonic Degrees. You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com.

Whither Are We Traveling Part 8

 by Midnight Freemasons Contributor

WB Darin A. Lahners



As we continue to explore Dwight L. Smith's seminal work, "Whither are We Traveling?", we begin to explore his answers to the ten questions he posed for self-examination of the state of Ancient Craft Freemasonry in 1963.  The questions he asked are as important and relevant now as they were then. This week we look at: 
Question 7: Do we pay enough attention to the Festive Board?

MWB Smith begins this section with an examination of how Pisgah Lodge at Corydon was less than a month old when the time came to celebrate the Feast of St. John the Baptist in 1817.  He states that there was every reason for them not to observe the holiday, having little money and having the brethren busy with their normal occupations. However, he states that the minutes tell a tale of a small number of Freemasons who assembled and marched to the courthouse to hear an oration and after that, they marched to a local establishment and partook of dinner. 

He goes onto mention that lodge records of any lodge that was around at that time or before will describe similar events and that if there were minutes or secretary records about the amount spent on a jug of whisky, we chuckle and explain to ourselves that times "were different then". He agrees that times were different, but states he's not convinced that change has been for the better. 
He then goes on to state that: "Should any reader have to ask what the Festive
Board is, that in itself will serve to show how far we have strayed from the traditional path of Freemasonry."  The problem is that while every lodge eats now and then, that is just the problem.  We eat. He asks:"But how often the Brethren are permitted to meet around the Festive Board for the genuine, heart-warming fellowship of the traditional Masonic feast- the same kind of close-knit community of interest that a family experiences when it gathers for the Thanksgiving dinner?"

He states that for the most part, Lodges have abandoned the Festive Boards, and goes on to quote a passage from H.L. Haywood's book More About Masonry, extolling the virtues of a Festive Board and how when fellowship is restored, brotherly love will follow and that members will fill up the empty lodge rooms. 

He then goes on to ask: What has happened?  

His answers are:
"1. First of all, we must not underestimate the Puritan influence on American Freemasonry. It is that influence which, almost without our knowing it, attaches some sort of holier-than-thou stigma to the Hour of Refreshment, frowns upon anything cheerful and festive, and gives us that grim and silent staring at a wall of which Haywood speaks. How many times have you heard a pious Brother refer sneeringly to the “Knife and Fork Mason” and to the “Six-Thirty Degree,” as if there might be something reprehensible in the enjoyment of fellowship? How silly can we become? The Brethren are not going to fill the benches until the walls bulge just to see the pious Brother clown his part in the Master Mason degree, and why should they?

For some reason, Freemasonry overseas was able to escape the more dour effects of Puritanism, but on almost every facet of American life we still suffer from it. The ramifications of its influence on Freemasonry in the United States are far too numerous and controversial to discuss here, and I must not elaborate on the subject except to say that a great many of our problems today can be traced back to the period when it was deemed almost a mortal sin to eat, drink and be merry."

While MWB Smith feels that discussing this is controversial, I have no problem with saying what I feel on the subject.  In my Grand Jurisdiction of Illinois, alcohol isn't allowed on the property of or inside the Lodge Building. Maybe your jurisdiction is different. This being said, in a previous piece, we discussed the appendant bodies and how there is often a rush of men to get into these bodies and forego that Blue Lodge experience altogether.  I have no doubts that alcohol being allowed at the meetings of some of these appendant bodies is a factor in that.    

How many times do we hear members repeat the old tried and true saying: "We take good men and make them better."  If this is really the case, if we are "good men", then why do a majority of our Grand Lodges forbid alcohol in the lodge building?  Let me be perfectly clear.  I am not advocating for open containers of alcohol in the Lodge Room, nor am I advocating for them to be part of the stated meeting.  

What I am saying is that if we are good men, then we should be treated as adults and allowed to use our own god-given judgement on how to act in our lodge buildings.  Point of order, isn't it part of the Junior Wardens' duties to: see that none convert the means of refreshment to intemperance or excess?  Why would this line be included if there wasn't a time in our history when alcohol wasn't frowned upon? Should the brethren want to have a glass of wine at dinner prior to the meeting or have a drink after the meeting; this should be allowed. We need to allow the Junior Warden to do his job and superintend the brethren during this time, and if we are "Good Men" then we will act responsibly.     

Speaking about tradition, the traditional Festive Board and even the ritual I have for the Table Lodge in Illinois has toasts.  While you don't necessarily need to have alcohol to toast, traditionally the toast is done with an alcoholic beverage.  It seems counterintuitive for a Grand Jurisdiction to publish a ritual for a Table Lodge, include toasts in the ritual, and then ask the Brethren to use sparkling grape juice.  

If we want to regain some of our former glory, then I would state that having Festive Boards in our own lodge buildings is a way to do this and allowing alcohol to be part of them is allowing us to practice fellowship in the ways that our foreign brethren do, where this is not an issue whatsoever.  Only in America do we seem to have these vestiges of the temperance movement haunt our hallowed halls. Enough already. 

"2. We must remember that this is the day of the service club. And, like it or not, our beloved Fraternity has members by the thousands who think Freemasonry should be made over to fit the Babbitt pattern; the glad-handing and first-naming,the perfunctory first stanza of “America” and the perfunctory Pledge of Allegiance,the raucous laughter, the ribald stories, the movie showing how corn plasters are manufactured. That kind of thing carried into Freemasonry becomes a travesty on Masonic fellowship, but it has crept into our Lodges, and we might as well face up to it."   

How true it is that we have adopted patterns found in other organizations all for the so-called betterment of Freemasonry.  We want to be too many things to too many people.  We have lost our sense of identity and with it, our purpose, because we are trying to please everyone.  For an organization that holds so fast to our ancient landmarks, we somehow have lost how our forefathers met and instead of holding fast to those traditions, we have decided that we need to reinvent ourselves to keep up with the times.  So we have reached a point where Freemasonry is trying to be something it is not.

We are not a service club, and we should stop pretending to be.  Our charity should be first and foremost towards ourselves, our families, our widows, and orphans.  We need to invest in our membership and our own charities instead of investing in public charities thinking that they will buy us goodwill, publicity, or more members.  We are a Fraternity, and we need to start acting like one by allowing Festive Boards with all of their trappings in our lodge buildings.        

While Masonic scholars opine and nash their teeth about why Millenials and Gen-Z are not joining our Fraternity, the answer to me is pretty clear.  These generations value authenticity.  How can we wonder why they are not joining us when we can't be authentic as an organization ourselves?  

And on the off chance we do get a new member, how quickly we run them off by having a majority of our membership not live up to those ideals inculcated into them during their degrees.  We are our own worst enemy.
Imagine their disappointment when they come to their first meeting.  Here's an unfortunate but familiar scenario. 

They sit down to a "dinner" of cold cuts, cheese, chips, and stale bread, or if they are really lucky a warm meat dish served with Green Beans and another side.  They sit through a dinner where they listen to their brethren discuss politics and/or religion; topics that they thought were forbidden to be discussed in a lodge.  On the off chance they have enough courage to question this, they are quickly informed that the rule only applies "Between the gavels".  After dinner, they sit through a poorly run business meeting, where they are thrown into a chair without any explanation of what they are supposed to do, forced to listen to grown men argue about the roof repairs, and other banalities, followed by a Past Master who then comes over to "instruct" them in what they did wrong; often in front of the other brethren as they shuffle out of the lodge room.   

We must as RWB Thomas Jackson states (https://thecraftsman.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/DONE-The-State-of-Contemporary-American-Freemasonry-Tom-Jackson.pdf): "Return to the premise of making good men better through a viable educational process so that at least our membership comprehends our purpose." We also must embrace our heritage and work towards a common goal of changing Grand Lodge constitutions to allow festive boards to once again grace our buildings and with them the fellowship that they bring.      

"3. The casual living of our day. By this, I mean the dress of the cookout supper, the manners of the truck stop café. No Lodge can experience the true joys of the
Festive Board unless the Brethren are willing to adopt some of the ways of
civilization. Hard words, perhaps, but the need to be spoken." 

While MWB Smith is only discussing Festive Boards, and maybe it's only something that happens in the midwest, how many times have you shown up to a degree to see brethren in what could only be called their barn or beach clothes?  When the candidate sees this, what do you think he thinks?  If we don't dress or act accordingly, how can we expect the candidate to our degrees seriously? Our behavior and manner of dress should reflect the solemnity of our ceremonies.    

"4. The over-emphasis on “togetherness.” (I approach the subject with fear and
trembling.) Togetherness is to be encouraged, but it can be carried too far, and has been carried too far in Freemasonry. In characteristic Midwestern style, we havegone overboard. Instead of inviting the ladies’ auxiliaries and the junior divisions to meet in our quarters and pursuing our own ways with dignity and restraint, we have literally abdicated in favor of the “family” idea. Masonic fellowship has been one of the casualties."

I am all for family events; however, I agree with MWB Smith.  We have to allow our members to have their own celebrations.  We need to have our own opportunities for true Masonic fellowship.  These are opportunities for brethren to learn from each other's life experiences and enjoy each other's company.  This is something that can not be accomplished while wives and children are underfoot.

MWB Smith continues with his own answers to the question he posed.

"Then where do we go from here?

"1. Well, first of all, we need to regain a sense of balance. For many Masons,
fellowship is the most precious jewel in the Masonic diadem. It is necessary to the
very existence of our Fraternity. If Brethren can not find it in their Ancient Craft
Lodge, they will find it elsewhere, and the officers and workers who howl to high
heaven when new members desert their Lodge in favor of appendant organizations might reflect on the fact that the Brethren simply may be in search of that which the Lodge denies them. We need to cultivate Masonic fellowship with all our zeal – not to choke it out with trivialities, nor speak of it with supercilious scorn. We need the Hour of Refreshment in all its beauty and dignity; we need to revive those noble old traditions of our Craft. We haven’t outgrown them; we haven’t found anything better; we have lost something and haven’t discovered what is wrong!"

As I alluded to earlier in this article, one of the major reasons we see new members flock to appendant bodies and never return to the Blue Lodge is because alcohol is allowed at their meetings.  They seek out Masonic fellowship because the Blue Lodge experience has little to none to offer them.  I can not phrase it any better than what MWB Smith says when he states: "We need to cultivate Masonic fellowship with all our zeal – not to choke it out with trivialities, nor speak of it with supercilious scorn. We need the Hour of Refreshment in all its beauty and dignity; we need to revive those noble old traditions of our Craft." 

"2. But if the Festive Board is to serve its purpose, it must be dignified. I have said it before and I repeat: A Masonic gathering is neither the proper time nor place for dirty language or suggestive stories. And just as lacking in propriety is the sectarian preaching, and the rabble-rousing, and the political speech disguised as “Americanism.”"

The lodge building needs to be treated as a sacred space and kept distant from the concerns of the profane world.  As I alluded to above when discussing a not so hypothetical scenario of that first meeting after a candidate is raised, as the Tyler guards against cowans and eavesdroppers, we should be guarding against topics that are divisive within our sacred halls.  If we are to have Festive Boards, then they must not dissolve into allowing topics of conversation that keep Harmony from being the strength and support of our institution.  Not only this, but in previous articles, I have addressed how solemnity should be the number one priority of our candidate's degrees.  There is no room for ad-libbing, joking around or horseplay.  We need to treat the Festive Board as such. 

"3. The Festive Board must be appropriate. It is not an occasion for comedians, nor variety shows, nor vaudeville troupes, nor tap dancers, nor magicians, nor
barbershop quartets, nor homegrown movies, nor cute little child entertainers. They have their place, but their place is at the Family Night party, not at the Festive Board of Freemasonry. We can not realize the by-products of Masonic fellowship when the stage setting is so inappropriate as to be ridiculous."

I agree again but I think MWB Smith could have included this in the above section.  Clowns belong in the circus, not at a Festive board. Unless you are a shrine clown, in which case; you can enjoy the festivities. I only ask that you do not wear your makeup or outfit. The Festive Board should be treated with dignity and respect. This means that we need to dress accordingly, we need to serve a proper feast, and have proper toasts.  Anything less is not worth the energy to plan and execute such an event. 

"4. And finally, the Festive Board must be Masonic. Repeatedly I am invited to
Lodge banquets to deliver an address. “Give us one of those straight-from-the shoulder Masonic speeches,” they tell me in advance. “We want you to lay it right
on the line.” And then, lo and behold, when I arrive to deliver that so-called
Masonic speech and “lay it on the line” to the Brethren, I find the room half filled
with ladies and children! Bless ‘em – I love them, too. But let’s acknowledge the
most basic of all basic fundamentals: Freemasonry is for Freemasons. Surely a few occasions can be set aside in the annual program of a Lodge when Master Masons can enjoy the fellowship to which they are entitled in a manner consistent with the traditions and practices of our ancient Craft. 

I hope to see the day when the Table Lodge is authorized in Indiana, as it has been in the older Jurisdictions for two centuries and more. I hope to see the day when every Lodge takes pride in an appropriate observance of the Feasts of the Sts. John – something more imaginative than the tedious routine of the Master Mason degree with doughnuts and coffee afterwards! Yes, and I hope to see the day when a Master Mason in the United States will have occasion to sing of his Lodge with the same depth of feeling that Robert Burns felt when he sang of his:

Oft have I met your social band,
And spent the cheerful festive night;
Oft, honor’d with supreme command,
Presided o’er the sons of light;

And, by that hieroglyphic bright,
Which none but Craftsmen ever saw!
Strong mem’ry on my heart shall write
Those happy scenes, when far awa’."

I feel that this is a repeat of his point 4 above, The over-emphasis on “togetherness.”, so I shall repeat what I said in reply to it:
We have to allow our members to have their own celebrations.  We need to have our own opportunities for true Masonic fellowship.  These are opportunities for brethren to learn from each other's life experiences and enjoy each other's company.  This is something that can not be accomplished while wives and children are underfoot.

In my next article, I will explore the next question MWB Smith poses, which is: Question 8: What has become of that “course of moral instruction, veiled in allegory and illustrated by symbols,” that Freemasonry is supposed to be?

~DAL

WB Darin A. Lahners is our Co-Managing Editor. He is a host and producer of the "Meet, Act and Part" podcast. He is currently serving the Grand Lodge of Illinois Ancient Free and Accepted Masons as the Area Education Officer for the Eastern Masonic Area. He is a Past Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282, and a member of the Salt Fork Shrine Club under the Ansar Shrine. You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com.

Where everybody knows your name

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners   


Being a Worshipful Master is not without its challenges, but the greatest challenge that you can face as a Worshipful Master is losing a lodge member.  Not only have you lost a brother, but You've also lost someone that as a member of your lodge you were probably close to.  On top of dealing with that loss, you're also responsible for making sure that the brother is given Masonic Funeral rites, making sure that the slate for the rites is filled, and then comes the worry that it will only be you and a handful of brethren from your lodge attending the funeral.

I had to face this challenge last week.  The Masonic funeral services were held on Saturday and my apprehension was at a high upon waking that morning.  My apprehension was not well-founded.  Because I forgot, as I often do, that our fraternity is made up of men with high standards.  Walking into the funeral home, it was so amazing to be greeted by friendly faces, by my brethren who were just as happy to see me as I was to see them.  Twenty smiling faces.  Twenty brethren who took the time out of their schedules to honor our fallen brother.  While only a handful of these were brethren that attend my local lodge, they were nonetheless brethren that I knew.  Brethren that drove in some cases more than an hour to come to pay their respects to their fallen brother.   

Normally, I'm writing an article to complain about something that I feel Freemasonry is lacking or to address something that I see as an issue with Freemasonry.  I know that many of you are worried that coming out of the pandemic, we will find ourselves fighting harder to get men to come back to the lodge.  If my limited sample size is any indication, these fears, like my fears this past Saturday were not well-founded. On the contrary, I see an opportunity for growth, Personal growth, and the growth of the Fraternity.

The opportunity I see for growth is this.  We have men that have been locked up for the most part for over the past year, who have had time for some introspection. These men are looking for an opportunity to be something greater than themselves.  They're looking to get out of the house, to reconnect with friends.  Some of them might want to meet new friends. Yet they might not even realize that they have a place that is like the place mentioned in the theme from the television show Cheers. A place where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.   It's up to each of us to seize upon this opportunity and to promote our local lodge.  If this means advertising (gasp) that we're still around, then I see no harm in doing that.  Ultimately, if you're doing your job in guarding the West Gate, then you're going to only let in men that meet our high standards.  I see no harm in letting the men of your community know that there is a place where everybody knows your name.  If this means yard signs, Facebook ads, whatever it takes to get your lodge's name into the community again, I say do it.  Let's use this time as we transition back to normal as an opportunity to get some new members.

From a personal level, I need to remember that Freemasonry, when practiced in its purest form by brethren meeting on the level, acting by the plumb, and parting upon the square; is the greatest strength of our fraternity.  Our active membership, who are those members that you can count on to show up when you need them. I also need to remember that regardless of our differences, it is our common bond of brotherhood that is the glue that binds us.  I need to remember not to care so much about how others are practicing Freemasonry, because, at the end of the day, I can only control how I practice it.  If brethren want to have a social club, I need to let them have their social club.  If they don't want to prioritize education, I need to stop trying to get them to prioritize it.  Basically, I need to stop worrying about what other members are doing and worry about what I'm doing. I won't be able to change Freemasonry, and after seeing those 20 faces on Saturday, I'm not sure I really need to. The men that practice Freemasonry in its purest form are going to continue to practice it.

So the next time I have those doubts enter my mind about Freemasonry, I need to remember the things I have laid out above.  While I will probably still try to change Freemasonry, I will do so more out of a love of the Craft, and less out of trying to get my brethren to practice it a certain way.  At the end of the day, if they've established a lodge where everybody knows their name,  and people are glad they came.  Isn't that what Freemasonry is all about?  Does it really matter if they're having education or festive boards?  If what they are doing is working for them, then they should continue to do it.  The beauty of Freemasonry is that it can be everything to everyone, it's just a matter of finding the brethren who want to practice it the same way that you do. 

~DAL       

WB Darin A. Lahners is our co-managing Editor.  He is a Past Master of and Worshipful Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282 and is the current Secretary of the Illini High Twelve Club No. 768 in Champaign – Urbana (IL). You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com.

Mental Health Awareness and Freemasonry

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners   

One of the tag lines that we hear time and time again about Freemasonry is that it takes good men, and it makes them better.  While I would normally launch into a diatribe about why that is not happening because Masonic education is not being prioritized, I wanted to instead focus on something else that is closer to home. The issue that I wanted to focus on is Mental Health.  One in five people in the United States are affected by some form of mental health issue. (https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/statistics/mental-illness.shtml).  According to afsp.org (https://afsp.org/suicide-statistics/), the below suicide statistics bear out that a main demographic of our members (falling in the middle-aged white men category), are at risk for death by suicide.  

  • The age-adjusted suicide rate in 2019 was 13.93 per 100,000 individuals.
  • The rate of suicide is highest in middle-aged white men.
  • In 2019, men died by suicide 3.63x more often than women.
  • On average, there are 130 suicides per day.
  • White males accounted for 69.38% of suicide deaths in 2019.
  • In 2019, firearms accounted for 50.39% of all suicide deaths.
  • 93% of adults surveyed in the U.S. think suicide can be prevented.

My concern is that we belong to a majority male-based organization, and that it is important to convey that we should in the exercise of brotherly love start treating Mental Health Awareness as a priority for our membership.  Why? You might ask.  The answer is simple, we have for the most part been conditioned as men to believe that we are not supposed to show weakness. This idea has been ingrained in us through our socialization, and the media we consume.  We need to start to promote the idea that in the exercise or our brotherly love towards one another that it is okay for us to show emotion. We need to promote the idea that the lodge should be a sacred space where we should be able to talk about our feelings and our mental health and be able to lean on each other for support.  While our charities in Illinois through the Illinois Masonic Outreach program (https://ilmasonicoutreach.org/) do have wonderful programs, their website does not show any resources to assist our membership with any mental health issues they might be having.  In fact, a quick google search engine search with the term: Illinois Freemason Mental Health brought up the Behavioral health resources available at the Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, but scrolling through page after page of results, there was not a mention of the Illinois Grand Lodge.  I suspect that many Grand Lodges also do not have resources in place to deal with what I feel is a health issue that directly impacts its membership.  

I am one of these members.  I have depression and some anxiety. I have dealt with depression for most of my life.  Like others that struggle with depression, I have good days and I have bad days.  I have been on anti-depressant medication for the past ten years, but it is only recently that after a long break, I again pursued behavioral cognitive therapy with the assistance of a Licensed Clinical Social Worker.  Being a private person and being one of the men that had a false belief that showing my emotions or talking about my feelings was not being masculine; I went without seeking help for longer than I should.  Recently, I reached a point where I realized that I needed help to deal with the emotions that I was feeling.   Essentially, I reached a point where I decided that I could not truly use the common gavel to chip away at my rough ashlar if I was not using it in all areas of my life. 

My hope in writing this article is to reach that one brother out there who might be feeling similar, and to show courage to them in saying: “You are not alone.”  You have brothers you can reach out to, or if you are uncomfortable with reaching out to people you know, I want to say, I am here.  Email me(darin.lahners@gmail.com) if you need someone to talk to.   If you are truly in a dark place, having thoughts of self–harm; pick up the phone and call 800-273-8255 or visit https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/.  I would challenge the rest of the brethren out there to not be afraid to ask your brothers how they are doing, and if you suspect something is going on with them to encourage them to open up to you.  If they cannot, then encourage them to seek help and support them in that endeavor.  My point is that if we are truly going to practice brotherly love, then we need to be able to use our instructive tongues to speak to one another about our emotions and use our attentive ears to listen to those that need it.   

~DAL       

WB Darin A. Lahners is our co-managing Editor.  He is a Past Master of and Worshipful Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282 and is the current Secretary of the Illini High Twelve Club No. 768 in Champaign – Urbana (IL). You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com

Masonic Flair

by Midnight Freemason Contributor
WB Darin A. Lahners 

Brian the Mason and his flair

After my article: "What would you say you do here?" referencing the 1999 movie: Office Space dropped, Robert Johnson made a comment on a social media post promoting that article that I should tackle the issue of Masonic Flair. If you have never seen the movie, there is an exchange between one of the main characters: Peter, played by Ron Livingston, and Joanna, played by Jennifer Aniston, regarding Flair. Jennifer works as a server at a fictional restaurant chain in the movie, Chotchkie's. Peter meets Joanna when he enters the restaurant and asks her to lunch at a neighboring restaurant, Flingers. She meets him there in her work uniform and the following exchange takes place.

JOANNA Hi. 
 PETER Hey. 
 JOANNA I wonder if they will let me wear this in here. 
 PETER I think it would be ok. Would you like to sit down? He motions to a chair. 
 JOANNA Ok. (does so) Wow. This place is really nice. 
 PETER Yeah, is it? 
 JOANNA Oh my God, compared to Chotchkie's. I like the uniforms better anyways. 
 PETER I like yours. 
 JOANNA Nah. (makes a face) Peter looks at the buttons' wearing on his suspender. One says We're not in Kansas anymore. The one underneath says POOF. 
 PETER "We're not in Kansas anymore." JOANNA Yeah. Really. (laughs) PETER It's on your - (points) J
OANNA Oh! That's, uh, that's uh, my pieces of flair. 
 PETER What are pieces of flair?
 JOANNA That's where you know, suspenders and buttons and all sorts of stuff. We're, uh, we're actually required to wear fifteen pieces of flair. quite stupid actually. 
 PETER Do you get to pick them out yourself? J
JOANNA Yeah. Yeah. Although I didn't actually choose these. I, uh, I just grabbed fifteen buttons and, uh, I don't even know what they say! Y'know, I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my flair.



Random picture of Joanna and her flair

Freemasons love their flair. and I used to be like Joanna. It felt like I had about 15 masonic pins on my suit coats. I probably had less, but the problem is... I also didn't really choose them. I just grabbed some pins and pinned them on. If I was asked about them, I believe I would be able to answer where they came from, but I didn't really pin them on to be conversation starters. I just thought it was something you were supposed to do. I don't know where I got the idea that I should wear so much flair, but I imagine that it was due to a conversation like this:


GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Darin? Would you come here for a moment, please? 
DARIN: I'm sorry. I was late. I was finishing my green beans. 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: I need to talk about your flair. 
DARIN Really? I have 15 pins on. I, uh, (shows him) 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Well, ok, 15 is minimum, ok? 
DARIN: Ok. 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pins. And a terrific smile. 
DARIN: Ok. Ok, you want me to wear more? 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Look. Darin.
DARIN: Yeah. 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: People can get their degrees anywhere, ok? They come to Freemasonry for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.
DARIN: Ok. So, more then? 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Look, we want you to express yourself, ok? If you think the bare minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don't you? 
DARIN: Yeah. Yeah. 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Great. Great. That's all I ask. 
DARIN: Ok.
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Now, about your ritual.
DARIN: Ugh.

At some point, the number of pins that you wear on your suit coat has to become excessive. What number would be excessive? I'd suggest that anything over one or two is excessive, but this is coming from a guy who used to wear an excessive amount of masonic flair. I wish I would have come to this realization by having a conversation with my Grumpy Neighborhood Past Master.

GRUMPY PAST MASTER: We need to talk. Do you know what this is about? 
DARIN: My, uh, pins. 
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Yeah. Or, uh, your lack thereof. I'm counting and I only see fifteen pins. Let me ask you a question, Darin. 
DARIN: Umm-hmm.
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum?
DARIN: Huh. What do I think? Let me tell you what I think, Stan. If you want me to wear thirty-seven pins like your pretty boy Brian over there, then why don't you just make the minimum thirty-seven pins?
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: Well, I thought I remember you saying you wanted to express yourself. 
DARIN: Yeah. Yeah. Y'know what? I do. I do want to express myself. Ok? And I don't need thirty-seven pins to do it. All right? There's my pins! And this is me expressing myself. (Starts to remove pins from lapel) There it is! I hate this this lodge! I hate Fremasonry and I don't need it!! (Storms off)
GRUMPY PAST MASTER: But we haven't even discussed the eighteen mistakes you made in your floorwork! While I didn't have a conversation like the above nor did I have as many pins as Brian, I realized that I was wearing an excessive amount of flair when I showed up to a Masonic funeral a few years ago and I was instructed to remove it. It probably took me a good ten to fifteen minutes to remove those pins. They had to delay the funeral service while I removed my pins and placed it into my suit pocket. That was my wake-up call.

I will say that Americans are the only Freemasons that like to advertise that they are Freemasons. This is most likely due to the public perception of Freemasons in America versus other countries. In England, there seems to be a precedent where someone in the Press will attempt to vilify Freemasonry every so often. It got to a point that the United Grand Lodge of England had to push back and say: "Enough is Enough". It seems that wearing Masonic flair is a uniquely American phenomenon.

Before I begin the equivalent of the points in/points out debate when it comes to Masonic pins, I'm going to acknowledge that you're going to wear as many pins as you want to wear. So, I would ask if you wear pins, please wear them because they mean something to you. Maybe a brother you hold in high regard gave you a pin, or you received one from your mentor upon the completion of your degrees, or you survived your year in the East and you wear your Past Master pin as a reminder to never do that again. Just don't wear them to wear them. I also can't believe I'm saying this, but use some common sense. You don't have to overcompensate for being divested of metal by wearing it on your lapel. If you can't see your lapel, then you're probably wearing too many pins! However, I do thank you for actually dressing up for a degree and showing the candidate some respect.

~DAL

WB Darin A. Lahners is our co-managing Editor.  He is a Past Master of and Worshipful Master of St. Joseph Lodge No.970 in St. Joseph. He is also a plural member of Homer Lodge No. 199 (IL), where he is also a Past Master. He’s a member of the Scottish Rite Valley of Danville, a charter member of Illinois Royal Arch Chapter, Admiration Chapter No. 282 and is the current Secretary of the Illini High Twelve Club No. 768 in Champaign – Urbana (IL). You can reach him by email at darin.lahners@gmail.com